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They look stupid and they smell gross
that's one thing you have in common with chickens
but at least when they're dead and cooked
they look nice and they smell good

there's not enough space in this world for all the chickens I would eat
I could eat a million chickens a day
an elephant, if it tasted like chicken

i would eat you if you were made out of chickens
I would kill you just to cook you and *sniff* smell you
i would lick your face, 'cause you would taste so good

Oh why don't you taste that good?
That is what makes chickens better than you
chickens are better than you.

So what do you live for?
What is your purpose in life?
What can you do for me, if I can't eat you
you're just a waste of air
i bet you eat chickens too
that makes you a waste of chickens as well
wich is the worst thing you could be
you're such a kratos *prot*

so become vegan or just kill yourself
just kill yourself

Oh why don't you taste that. good?
That is what makes chickens better than you
chickens are better than you.

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